friends, who needs them?

Despite the rampant hatred on secondlife there are a couple of perks that somehow make all the bullshit you have to deal with on a regular basis worth the trouble. Meeting new people who don't already have some biased opinion or prejudice against me is getting harder and harder these days, but I guess that is just the price I pay for not pussing out and making an alt to hide behind. The blog isn't helping these matters, but unlike most of the avitars shuffling around with their thumbs stuck up their asses, I have something to say. Now...if I could just remember what that was again...

Oh, yeah.. friendships on secondlife are one of the reasons people play this shit so much. Now, some people like to treat it like a popularity contest, racking up as many followers for their agenda as they possibly can. I don't buy into clans (two-faced, fake people who are more interested in numbers than the individual). I don't buy into the whole pretend you have a perfect family and let's all live together and make each other miserable slifestyle. I'm not even a social person...so why the fuck am I on this game? To make you all hate me? no. To make the best damn sl blog ever? no. To get rich? definitely not.  I'm on here for the same reason most of you probably are...to escape the horror that is rl. And you can all expose how awful my real life is, exaggerate and manipulate my words, twist them around into something that makes you feel better about your own sad excuse for an existence, but the point you seem to be missing is that it doesn't really bother me to have it out there. I tell people this shit for a reason you know.... and it's not because I want to hide it. I don't claim to be the coolest, hardest, baddest ass troll there is out there. I'm human; yes, I have emotions, and they are not always pretty. I bleed just like you do contrary to popular belief.

But...back to the subject of friendship...I think a better word for friendship on secondlife would be betrayal. Everyone on this game is concerned with one thing, themselves. They aren't trying to be good friends; in most cases they are using you for one thing or another. Extraction of information in some instances.. in others they just want to vent to you like a disposable barf bag on an airplane ride. Some friends claim they care, but they really just want to keep you as backup in case they break up with their significant other. Or they will use you to fill the void when that person isn't on. Some friends band together because they feel strength in numbers and want to oppress a group or individual. The one certainty in all friendships is that they come to an end eventually.

People of secondlife move through their virtual lives at an accelerated rate when compared to those in the real world. Where instant gratification is king and selfish ambition queen, many cycle through friends and relationships like a homeless person at an all you can eat buffet.

So, try to think about what you are throwing away the next time you click remove. Try to think about what you mean to someone else and not what they mean to you. Try to consider the possibility that the virtual world does not revolve around you and your self-righteous agenda.

you h8 me, you really hate me o_o;

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hate machine

I love the hate on this game. It's what everyone feeds off of apparently. Whether you're the manager of a half-rate club, a random asshole on the net or a conservative fuck with his/her panties on so tight its cutting off the circulation to their nerve ending, a badass who thinks because he can flood crash sims he's entilted to some sort of demigod reverence, you all hate. Either you're getting hated on or you're hating someone else or you're talking about he said she said bs, most of which is fueled by none other than hatred. I propose you stop for just a moment...and consider the facts.

Why do you all talk about drama? BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE NO LIVES!! that's right, I said it. Well some of you claim to, but the ones who really feed on it: they know who they are. Some don't know it yet. Some tried to contain it. Everyone loves to hate.

so try to show some love to a random stranger today or insert a hersey's kiss instructions:

Or just keep on hating, whatever. You will, regardless of what you read here. I like to believe man's capacity for good will somehow overshadow his darker depths of evil.That's my story, anyways, and I'm sticking to it. 

**for the record, i don't hate everyone...just most people. 

here's some funny stuff that happened to me today (O.0)

[10:12 PM]  Autumn Darkrose: get bent bump i dont need or want your drama

[10:12 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: hi autumn

[10:12 PM]  Aerica Resident: Ooo... =/

[10:12 PM]  Aerica Resident: maybe not so good.. lol

[10:12 PM]  mike Osei is Online

[10:13 PM]  baphgate Daines is Online

[10:13 PM]  XKone Resident: oooo kkkkkkkk

[10:14 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: dont mind her shes just a vindictive crazy bitch

[10:14 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: forget to take your vicodin ho

[10:15 PM]  Aerica Resident: someone told me today.. that i should be wearing panties.. BUT why should i wear panties when you can already see so much in this dress?? thats just foolish lol

[10:16 PM]  Aerica Resident: my panties would show too much. would look bad.

[10:16 PM]  Aerica Resident: yuck.

[10:16 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: lol

[10:16 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: bug are attracted to the fire

[10:16 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: they migt get in your vagina if you dont waer them

[10:16 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: through the cracks

[10:16 PM]  Aerica Resident: nuh uh..((insert: shes wearing a dress filled with holes?? what a whore!))

[10:17 PM]  Aerica Resident: No bugs are getting in this pussy buddy.. lol

[10:17 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: they were just being considerate probably

[10:17 PM]  Aerica Resident: I keep it clean. lol should be no issues.

[10:18 PM]  tmurr27 Resident has entered chat range (8.0m)

[10:18 PM]  baphgate Daines has entered chat range (11.0m)

[10:18 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: youre the one who decided to dress up as a skank

[10:19 PM]  Aerica Resident: Lol. im not a skank.((She totally is!))

[10:19 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: lol no1 said you were

[10:19 PM]  Autumn Darkrose: Baph!! how ya been babe?

[10:19 PM]  Aerica Resident: Bigbear you be nice to me.((Done and done. get famous, ho))

[10:19 PM]  Aerica Resident: Hello Baph =)

[10:19 PM]  baphgate Daines: sup autumn

[10:19 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: baph you bastard

[10:20 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: whatsup

[10:20 PM]  baphgate Daines: hi aerica

[10:20 PM]  XKone Resident has entered chat range (16.6m)

[10:20 PM]  baphgate Daines: sup dick

[10:20 PM]  baphgate Daines: lol

[10:20 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: my nutsack

[10:20 PM]  baphgate Daines: u know im kiddin

[10:20 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: sure lol

[10:20 PM]  baphgate Daines: i just came back from the poison concert

[10:20 PM]  baphgate Daines: lol

[10:21 PM]  baphgate Daines: O.O

[10:21 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: @_@

[10:21 PM]  1 Liter Beer whispers: Now THAT I needed!

**So yall want sum mo' skanks??? HELL YEAH!!!! you know you do:

[9:38]  Becca Alderton: awwww we scared him

[9:38]  Bumpkin Bigbear: i might give you a reach around if you are lucky

[9:38]  Becca Alderton: u think huh

[9:38]  Manny Metaller: what's up w/ the dick

[9:38]  Manny Metaller: ??

[9:39]  Becca Alderton: i like dicks up

[9:39]  Manny Metaller: hahaa

[9:39]  Bumpkin Bigbear: oh my god.

[9:39]  Bumpkin Bigbear: :O

[9:39]  Becca Alderton: more fun then them down *GIGGLES* :)~~~~

[9:39]  TheMajestic Monk: YES! YES! YES! YES!

[9:39]  TheMajestic Monk: YES! YES! YES! YES!

[9:39]  Bumpkin Bigbear: she has a point

[9:39]  Becca Alderton: smiles

>>hotNOT coming up next.. so dress to impress and see how many noobs hit on you at zebrasil. http://slurl.com/secondlife/Zebrasil/174/79/24 ((i average a couple hits a day. sleep with one and spread love, not hate.))

h8rs wanna h8 cause i got me some bapes

I'm going to try and keep this blog strictly virtual, meaning I share as little as possible about my real life as I can. Reason being, I have more haters than ash has pokemon. No doubt they will be reading this, more than my lovers/friends probably. So up front I want to go ahead and turn some of them off. Rach Verity can suck a fat one; shes usually busy running around pretending she is a queen in her lameass vamp clan of twofaced rejects. Also Becca Alderton you prudish self righteous twat you can eat my choad- you are way too old to still be playing video games. Uhm... Callum your blog inspired me to start my own but don't take that to mean I want to be like you. I'd rather show you how blogging is done, bitch. You're no internet celebrity; you're just an egotistical wanka with an agenda for pissing people off...which I have to admit you have done a good job of but seriously get over yourself. The best writing is in truth not lies. Hazel Romano you need to have a noob orgy at zebrasil and take off your bump forcefield and let the brainless fucks eat worms out of your cunt. That would really amuse us and teach them all a valuable lesson in online relationships on secondlife. Uh, Skylor Kingmaker if your monkey ass ever stumbles upon this I just want you to know I have always found you repulsive, not just your disgusting physique, but your personality is  horribly fake. You are two faced as a coin, and I wouldn't eat your stanky pussy even if you smeared nutella all over it. But, I digress...more internet flaming/exposures as they become available.

I'm not a bad person. If you know me well you know that I have more facets than that pixelated diamond you shelled out way too much L for in your pathetic attempt at courting a female (who is probably a lurker dude) on the interwebs. I can be really sweet, really funny, or really real. It just takes a while to peel back my layers. This blog will chiefly be a means for me to vent. Since my 'friends' got tired of listening to my rants and raves maybe I can reach some of you and find someone who can tolerate me. And then again maybe not, but the fun part is in trying.
Oh, shit, I forgot....I want some prim eyes so I'm going to go get those. Plus I've run out of steam for now. Has anyone else noticed that I'm hotter than all the other males in sl?? Seriously guys step up your game and start giving a shit about what you present to the world.. tired of all these Johnny Bravo/Buzz Lightyear avis and slicked up manwhores who look like they are oozing sweat out of every pore. What is up with that? I'm not even going to touch on the fembois you are all just about as nonconformist as a suburban neighborhood's houses. Oops I'm ranting again. Deuces....don't do drugs....well....you can if you want.

to grief or not to grief

so the damn lindens have once again intervened with their divine powers of discretion and deemed my conduct inappropriate. which i cant really blame them for....only they should think twice before suspending me even if its only for a day. sl for me is an outlet for my frustration and at the same time a cause for it too. the point i'm driving at here is when they ban i lose the ability to vent; so in an effort to 'stick it to the man' i have been doing some old fashioned griefing on my alt. that's right you know, dropping objects that severely affect people's ability to enjoy themselves at sandboxes (this one that changes the gravity and makes everything sink below the sim is a personal fav) also even more immature tools like overtly sexual shit i wear while decked out as a demon toting an intoxicated teddy bear on his back with a katana in hand and bump hud the fuck out of any poor sap who gets in my way have always proved to work relatively well. teamed up with my partner in crime "mctouchin" we spread the lovin around at various sims such as strip clubs, furry hangouts, sandboxes, even some linden owned land- my old stomping grounds zebrasil infohub (mctouchin got a slap on the wrist hour suspension for that one), oh and cant forget the adoption agency where my bud, a seemingly innocent teddy bear bounced around on a pogo stick with a ridiculously proportioned penis jiggling around. ah good times. well anywho maybe all this grief will negate the lindens actions to ban me for my profile. would be alot less shit in their world if they thought twice before suspending me i guess is the point i'm trying to convey here. ill put some vids up if can figure out how so u guys can get in on the action.

so i guess its back to the search for a woman who can somehow measure up to my x partner and the bumpkin show later today when i get my account back. im signing off for now more on my shananigans and drama filled sl as it becomes available. if you are bored and reading this harass my x gf kyla eberhart for me. she is married to a man twice her age with kids from a previous marriage that are her age and she likes twinkies alot. she is also a whore and will go on mic slutting it up for anybody who is willing to feed her sick addiction to her nonexistant fantasy world. peace bitches~

oh here are those videos i was speaking of ^ enjoy

ps- i HATE capital letters ;D