I'm going to try and keep this blog strictly virtual, meaning I share as little as possible about my real life as I can. Reason being, I have more haters than ash has pokemon. No doubt they will be reading this, more than my lovers/friends probably. So up front I want to go ahead and turn some of them off. Rach Verity can suck a fat one; shes usually busy running around pretending she is a queen in her lameass vamp clan of twofaced rejects. Also Becca Alderton you prudish self righteous twat you can eat my choad- you are way too old to still be playing video games. Uhm... Callum your blog inspired me to start my own but don't take that to mean I want to be like you. I'd rather show you how blogging is done, bitch. You're no internet celebrity; you're just an egotistical wanka with an agenda for pissing people off...which I have to admit you have done a good job of but seriously get over yourself. The best writing is in truth not lies. Hazel Romano you need to have a noob orgy at zebrasil and take off your bump forcefield and let the brainless fucks eat worms out of your cunt. That would really amuse us and teach them all a valuable lesson in online relationships on secondlife. Uh, Skylor Kingmaker if your monkey ass ever stumbles upon this I just want you to know I have always found you repulsive, not just your disgusting physique, but your personality is horribly fake. You are two faced as a coin, and I wouldn't eat your stanky pussy even if you smeared nutella all over it. But, I digress...more internet flaming/exposures as they become available.
I'm not a bad person. If you know me well you know that I have more facets than that pixelated diamond you shelled out way too much L for in your pathetic attempt at courting a female (who is probably a lurker dude) on the interwebs. I can be really sweet, really funny, or really real. It just takes a while to peel back my layers. This blog will chiefly be a means for me to vent. Since my 'friends' got tired of listening to my rants and raves maybe I can reach some of you and find someone who can tolerate me. And then again maybe not, but the fun part is in trying.
Oh, shit, I forgot....I want some prim eyes so I'm going to go get those. Plus I've run out of steam for now. Has anyone else noticed that I'm hotter than all the other males in sl?? Seriously guys step up your game and start giving a shit about what you present to the world.. tired of all these Johnny Bravo/Buzz Lightyear avis and slicked up manwhores who look like they are oozing sweat out of every pore. What is up with that? I'm not even going to touch on the fembois you are all just about as nonconformist as a suburban neighborhood's houses. Oops I'm ranting again. Deuces....don't do drugs....well....you can if you want.
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