Callum Ohmai apparently joined secondlife to look into the mystery of his birth. However, I'm more curious about the mystery of his present..
He has been pretty open about his tragic struggles with rl, and as far as I can tell honest, so I will spare him the public ridicule. It wouldn't affect his power trip, anyway.
Some think he is black. Others believe him to be asian. All know him to be an asshole.
So, as this blog was conceived, so shall it be reborn. All thanks to Callum Ohmai.
Apparently, according to Mr. Ohmai, I am both a lesser version of himself and #1 on his hitlist.
As you can hopefully already see, if you haven't had the chance to meet Callum yet that is, this guy is completely delusional. I had the opportunity to sit on mic with him and talk out a few things a day or so ago and soon came to realize that he basically views everything on secondlife as if it were a pay-per-view WWE wrastlin extravaganza, with words being used as folding chairs. He immediately attacked me verbally, spitting out insults about my voice and calling me out on my alleged crying fit from the previous night concerning sweetlips Ruby (where actually I just left to smoke a bowl in the middle of her menopausal rage). Typical embellished fabricated sensationalized Callum-fried bullshit. So, I remain calm trying to make sense of his irrational reasons as to why he is convinced he's the smartest, coolest, most popular person to ever walk secondlife, possessing the uncanny ability to not care what people think about him on the internet (does anybody really care what people on the internet say these days?)
And my viewer crashes, which is fairly common; correct me if I'm wrong.
Callum then proceeds to inform everyone that I "ragequit" despite the fact that 5-10min later I return to the scene.
In closing, Callum Ohmai you are the most ridiculously egotistical, cutthroat asswhipe on the webernet, congratufuckinglations.
Btw, Callum, you should pat yourself on the back if reading this hasn't already given you some sort of panic attack.
Lyric sounds like a moocow.
Callum you have pissed off more people in a month or so than I have managed to in a little over a year, so that is something that you can be proud of. As your name spreads across the land you must be giggling like a skank in a prom dress. I personally look forward to your continued exploitation of my name. If you can make them hate me anymore than they already do, I'll give you 20 points.
In unrelated news, mctouchin resident aka mctouchin2 resident aka mctouchin3 resident aka mctouchin4 resident aka mctouchin5 resident finally got his IP ban after an uphill battle lasting roughly 2 weeks. Look forward to a montage coming soon of his greatest griefs to date.
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