HOTnot at Zeb

Why do I spend so much time lurking at an infohub? It's the only place I can't get banned from/forced to leave, duh.

Been keeping tabs on you Zebrasilers for the past few months, and although most of you are getting there in terms of fashion sense, there are quite a few who need a sl makeover. Let's start with the hot list..not much to work with, so don't let it go to your head just because you made the cut ;p

 Queen Valeska is not hot. Sorry, but those grey eyes, grey hair, and glasses are just not attractive. Pedro, however, definitely made the hotlist. That is one beautiful doggy.

 Baphgate Daines is HOTT!!! With a 'cocky' attitude and killer looks to boot, this guy can be seen sporting some of the trendiest styles in sl. An all around badass, this dude knows how to rock just about any look.

 Bumpkin Bigbear is obviously on the hot list. This blog is in no way biased....

Deene Starfall is one of the hottest avitars at the infohub, and she wouldn't mind me telling you that she hunts out most of her looks for free. She's living proof that you don't have to spend alot to be hott. Nice job with the trends, girl. Her new eye makeup is this shit...just can't see it in this pic. o.o

 The noob is just NOT hott. With his default skin, shape, and clothes he is not original. He probably doesn't even know how to open his inventory. And the default typing animation is gay as fuck.

 Wlasik Bechir is also NOT hot. I mean the brown and black totally clash, and his chest hair is repulsive. His freebie hair makes this ensemble even less appealing to the ladies.

 Hazel Romano is NOT hot...I mean just look at this 80s fashion nightmare. Her hair says it all, but even her normal curly hair is just too much. Her skin could use some work, as well. She should stop coaching the noobs long enough to work on herself.

 Becca Alderton is NOT hot. She has like 3 different colors in her hair. She needs to pick just one and stick with it. That is a surefire way to get some negative attention from the guys. Her body type is way too tall; she looks like an amazon. And her eyes look like creepy doll eyes.

 Autumn Darkrose here is exhibiting the hybrid neko look with a human shape and furry tail. NOT hot.

And this installment of HOTnot's Ugliest Bitch Award goes to none other than Margo Elan. One look at Margo and you will understand why she has to grope her own breasts. Her shape is hideous, giving her the look of a tranny with high cheek bones, broad shoulders, and giant hands. Her hair is poorly made, and the sad thing is she probably paid for it. Her outfit is just slutty without any class, and her eyes look like they are bulging out of her skull.

Well, hope you enjoyed this segment..give me some feedback, and I might do another soon;) thanks for letting me waste your time; feel free to waste more time sending the people on the not list an IM encouraging them to get their shit together, or if you want you can hit on the hotties. peace, bitches~