~Douche Bag of the Week~

I am very pleased to announce that Laurence Diabolito is the douche bag of the week. Now, perhaps I should do a little backtracking, as this roid-raging, testosterone junkie deserves a little bit of an introduction. He is one of the most generalized types of people you will run into while journeying through second life. He has no self esteem in rl and then tries to overcompensate with a big temper and intimidating avitar. Often times you will find him picking fights just because he is bored. He strokes his dick when he's not typing some lame comeback that only he thinks is funny. He will sometimes resort to making hollow threats in a feeble attempt to make himself feel like he is in control. I give you, exhibit A:


[06:26 PM]  Callum Ohmai: Just play the race card...
[06:26 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: ..•♥•··-=^.^= pOoKiE =^.^=··•♥•..
[06:26 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: is a jungle bunny
[06:26 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: awe
[06:26 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol race card
[06:26 PM]  pOoKiE Carami: ㋡
[06:26 PM]  pOoKiE Carami: ㋡
[06:27 PM]  pOoKiE Carami: heyy bump
[06:27 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: laurence has jungle fever
[06:27 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lust
[06:27 PM]  pOoKiE Carami: ??
[06:27 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: pookie
[06:27 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: they called me racist
[06:27 PM]  pOoKiE Carami: yea?
[06:27 PM]  Callum Ohmai: Pooks... do it for the brothers... me, Lyric, you...
[06:27 PM]  pOoKiE Carami: i have them muted
[06:27 PM]  Callum Ohmai: We gotta stick together.
[06:27 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol pookie
[06:27 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: i am a whiteboy from the south ofc im racist
[06:27 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: its in my genes
[06:28 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: ..•♥•··-=^.^= pOoKiE =^.^=··•♥•..
[06:28 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: and idc if mutes me lmao il just blog about her to get her attention
[06:28 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: and i need to remove that gesture
[06:28 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: "i'll just blog about her"
[06:28 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:28 PM]  Callum Ohmai: Loon, screenshot that.
[06:28 PM]  Callum Ohmai: Please.
[06:28 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: wow
[06:28 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:28 PM]  Callum Ohmai: I want proof of that.
[06:28 PM]  Callum Ohmai: "I DNT BLOG 2 GET ATENSHUN"
[06:28 PM]  pOoKiE Carami: thats pretty gay to blog someone, like u dont have anything better else to do
[06:28 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: dont worry Ll and jelly its goin on my blog just like that
[06:29 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:29 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: save this convo
[06:29 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: i notecarded it
[06:29 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:29 PM]  pOoKiE Carami: ｡◕‿◕｡ℓσℓ~｡◕‿◕｡
[06:29 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: you can all just hit my hyperlink if you want
[06:29 PM]  Callum Ohmai: I want the proof of Bump being a V.
[06:29 PM]  Callum Ohmai: I want the proof of him begging for attention.
[06:29 PM]  pOoKiE Carami: no thanks im not a drama queen
[06:29 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: linden labs would ban his ass((hollow threat))
[06:29 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: when they find out
[06:29 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: hey why dont we all blog about the same event form 3 different perspectives of megalomania
[06:29 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: he's posting private conversations
[06:29 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:29 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: and pictures
[06:30 PM]  HiSLiLFrEaK69 Resident is Online
[06:30 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: and is claiming it on SL
[06:30 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: tying himself in
[06:30 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:30 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: all the people gotta do is write reports((lmao this was said in local?!))
[06:30 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: everybody who's been blogged about
[06:30 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:30 PM]  Foxy Starflare is Online
[06:30 PM]  Callum Ohmai sighs.
[06:30 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: lmaooo
[06:30 PM]  Callum Ohmai: Laurence, that's the dumbest thing I've read on SL.
[06:30 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: hey maybe if we all grab a pitch fork we can silence bumpkin bc we have no lives
[06:31 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol bumpkin
[06:31 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: i mean seriously try it id liek to see it work
[06:31 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: everybody has your account
[06:31 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: in their hands
[06:31 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:31 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: i need a reason to quit this game
[06:31 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: do it bitches
[06:31 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol bumpkin
[06:31 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: you're so retarded
[06:31 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: u fucked urself
[06:31 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lolol
[06:31 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: hardcore TOS
[06:31 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: lolol we'll see
[06:31 PM]  Callum Ohmai: Lauren, you're being retarded.
[06:31 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: u cant spill private info
[06:31 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:32 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: oh man this is funny
[06:32 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: callums blog is named callum versus second life he trashes people like its his job
[06:32 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: ***Fuck yo' couch, nigga...Fuck yo' COUCH!***
[06:32 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: ***Fuck yo' couch, nigga...Fuck yo' COUCH!***
[06:32 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: dont try to shift the focus bumpkin
[06:32 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: lol this is in local, genius
[06:32 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: callum will get his
[06:32 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:32 PM]  Callum Ohmai: The only thing Bump can get in trouble for is defaming Little Miss Muffet.
[06:32 PM]  Callum Ohmai: That is it.
[06:32 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: the oppositeof private
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: no callum
[06:33 PM]  Callum Ohmai: Handing out E-Threats is as pathetic as you can get Lauren. ((lmao))
[06:33 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: no i cant even get in trouble for that
[06:33 PM]  Callum Ohmai: Don't be a virgin all your life.
[06:33 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: if you can proove i defamed her lmao
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: he posted private pics of her ((allegedly))
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: and he posted conversation((deny, deny, deny))
[06:33 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: when
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: u cant do that
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:33 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: thats all hearsay
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: *laughing*
[06:33 PM]  Callum Ohmai: That's defaming her you fuckin' idiot.
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: all hearsay
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: it's in the TOS ((lauren, take the tos and fap to it, send the lindens a vid))
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: LOL
[06:33 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: allegedly
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: not that i care what people do
[06:33 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: that is the keyword here
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: u can violate all u want
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: i do
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:33 PM]  HiSLiLFrEaK69 Resident is Offline
[06:33 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: just know...you fucked urself lol
[06:34 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: you know you are getting way to excited about this laurence
[06:34 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:34 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: do you get off to trying to dominate people lmao
[06:34 PM]  Callum Ohmai: Please, call him Lauren.((done and done))
[06:34 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: i just think it's funny
[06:34 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: why dont you just dominate your negro slave
[06:34 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: instead
[06:34 PM]  Callum Ohmai: He's acting like a bitch, might as well be called as one.
[06:34 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: i even thought it was hilarious when u called me a "steroid freak"
[06:34 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:34 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lolol
[06:34 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: glad i could amuse you
[06:35 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol
[06:35 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: get you some interweb fame you earned it laurence
[06:35 PM]  Bumpkin Bigbear: douchebag of the week
[06:35 PM]  Laurence Diabolito: lol

Okay, so obviously Lauren likes to say lol...highly doubt he is laughing that much, probably just trying to hide the fact that he's not funny like a sitcom playing a laugh track at the worst times. So congrats Lauren and good luck with your plan to get me back for exposing what a total attention whore you are. Not that this is intended to bother you; I know you love it, you fucking douche.

Now, be sure to study exhibit B closely:

Just thought you might want your spoonful of drama for the day. "Thank you, sir, may I please have another?"